Monday, February 02, 2004

Questions for Bush :)

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him what his name is. "Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, what has happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a
question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what has happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess
bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"

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