Cho the Great!

Ferrari n Ferrari: 'Thuglak' Function:
"Q:'India Olmypics la medal yaen vaangaradhu illai'
A:'I think our climate doesnt allow sportsmen to have that much stamina'

Q: 'Unga pathirikayile paraparappu illaye'
A: 'Aaamaam. Naan jayalakshmi pathiyum Saravana bhavan pathiyum ezhudhalai'

Q: 'What is Thuglak's circulation. Any new marketing plans to increase it?'
A: '75000. Yaen. Double aaka poreengaLa. Naan shampoo free ya kodutha evanavadhu vaanguvaana? Cho thalai madhiri namma thalayum mottai aagidum appadinula nenaipaan. Vendaam sir. Naan ezhudharadha paathu en pathirikkai vaangina poarum. Naan free ya kodukkara item paathu en pathirikkai vaangina, adhu enakku insult!!!"

Q: 'Why Muslims are targetted as terrorists?"
A: "Not all muslims are terrorists. But unfortunately most of people who are terrorists are muslims. And I am planning to publish an article on 'Learn Islam' in thuglak"

Q: 'ADMK thaniya irukke. Can they win next election?"
A: "WHo said they are alone? They have SP Premkumar with them ;-)"

Many such questions, which will appear in next 3 editions of thuglak"