Ten Things You Don't Know About Women

KeepMedia | Esquire: "by Ellen DeGeneres | Mar 01 '05


1. Women were invented in 1224 by a lonely Dutch barber.
2. When we go to the bathroom in pairs, we split up and one of us goes out in the alley to shoot craps with the busboys.
3. Not all of us like high-heeled shoes. In fact, some of us think they're dumb.
4. We sweat taffy.
5. If we didn't have to work, we'd spend all day watching the Lifetime movie channel.
6. Some of us like cars, sports, and money. "