Don't leave home without your 'IATA-Approved Lip Gloss': "Welcome to Trudeau airport. Please remove all shoes, belts, nail clippers, shampoo, toothpaste, false teeth, cellphones and computers - then drop them in the closest rubbish bin. Now put your hands in the air and assume the standard position to be searched.
Woman: It's breast milk, officer.
Guard: I see. Now ... have you had your breasts in sight at all times in the last 24 hours, or is there a possibility they've been handled by strangers?
Men aren't spared embarrassment either, as security guards will now be examining all prescription drugs.
Guard: What is this substance, sir?
Man (whispering): It's, uh - Viagra.
Guard: I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to swallow some before you board - so we know that it's real."
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
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