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The calculation
Each category is marked out of 7, the mystical Kabbalistic number
Backlash (or anti-semitic potential) + Impact (on the world)
x J-factor ( or "Jewishness")
= Tzurus (Yiddish for troubles - the default position for world Jewry)
÷ Kabbalah (the mystical number 7)
= the good/not good Judology rating.
If an entry is defined as "not good" it does not necessarily mean that it is bad for the Jews. It is merely not a positive force for them.
What the scores mean
0-7: not good for the Jews
7.1-7.99: borderline, probably not good for the Jews
8-14: good for the Jews
So, for example, in the case of Easter:
Backlash 7 + impact 6.2 x j-factor 3.35 = tzurus 40.87 ÷ kabbalah 7 = 5.84
Therefore, Easter is not good for the Jews
Monday, October 23, 2006
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